Excel 95 - Hall of Tortured Souls (Easter Egg)
For those of you who still have the OLD Excel 95 (not Microsoft Office 97) try this out:
1. Open a new file.
2. Scroll down until you see row 95.
3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row
4. Press tab, to move to the second column.
5. Now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about Microsoft Excel
6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button

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7. A windows will appear, , TITLE : Hall of Tortured Souls.
This is really eerie okay...it has a doom style format and you can walk all
around the hall (use your arrow keys, and D for look up, C for look down)
...and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls....

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8. Now walk up the stairs and then come back down.

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9. Face the blank wall and then type in EXCELKFA.
This will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage.

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10. Walk through the passage and DO NOT fall off (this is the
hard part!), when you get to the end, you will see something really,
really eerie....

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At this point of time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified
that it is a real eye opener. It could be a joke by MS programmers or is
Wouldn't be surprised if Bill Gates was "The Antichrist", after all it was
already fore-told in the Bible that someone powerful would rise up and lead the
world to destruction. And Bill Gates definitely has that kind of power in his
More than 80% of the world's computers run on Windows and DOS (including
those at the Pentagon!)
If all his products have some kind of small program embedded (like this
Hall of Tortured Souls)that can give him control, setting off nuclear
arsenals, creating havoc in security systems, financial systems all over
the world, etc......
All from his headquarters isn't a far of reality! Just using Internet
Explorer may just allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit
by bit each time you log on. Perhaps the end times are near and this is
just a tip of the iceberg!?

Quote from the Bible: "He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and
poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead,
so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of
the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has
insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His
number is 666." .......Revelation 13:16-18.

See...... It is something for you to think about....if the Bible, in the
Book of Revelation says that without the sign of the beast one would not be
able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc..... then....My question
to you know is this...Is the Internet now a necessity in doing business? The
Internet also bears the sign.....
Note that the Internet is also commonly known as the World Wide Web or

W is the 23rd letter of the alphabet. Multiplying out, as is typical in
numerology, leaves W W W = 6 6 6.

Isn't everything going towards the Internet? (i.e., buying/selling goods,
business transactions) Isn't Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly
when it comes to software technology? And now, The Internet? Revelation also
says that the mark of the beast will be carried on one's Hand and one's
forehead.....If the Internet would indeed be the sign of the beast aren't we
all starting to carry it on our hands and foreheads??? Screens (forehead)
and make use of the mouse (hand)??? Are things finally falling into
place or are we just letting our imagination run???

Remember, the devil came to cheat, steal, and to destroy ...so be
VIGILANT about Bill Gates and Microsoft. "To agree or to not agree with the
WWW or the Beast", is not the question. What if the WWW is the 666? Or Bill
Gates the Beast? What will you do?? Cancel subscriptions to the Internet?
Resign from Microsoft? Set out a campaign against Bill Gates in the
Internet? Shut down all Windows 95 forever? It will not do you any
good ...think about all this and pray, pray really hard, or else....

Never Stop Believing...

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